Pets and peeving
When I take Lucky for a walk, he’ll sometimes grab a bone to carry in his mouth for the entire walk. On the walks when he takes his bone along, he trots along like a dog on a mission. He does not stop to smell his usual smells. Cars and people that pass by (not that many, this is Vermont after all) must wonder what is sticking out of his mouth like a giant doobie. Never fails to crack me up.
PET PEEVE CORNER
I’m in one of my moods where I just want to vent and fume about things.
FAKE BOOBS. I can’t stand it when girls talk about getting them or think that they need them. For the love of God, boost your vain, immature, superficial ego some other way. Get into therapy and work on your insecurity issues and get to the root of your real complexes. Is your self-worth so low that you only feel good if men openly objectify you and other women hate your guts? Do you really want to look that disproportionate? If your body is not meant to have Barbie doll breasts, it is not meant to have Barbie doll breasts. There’s more to life than your appearance.
Are women with fake boobs even still capable of breast feeding? What happens when they get older and everything starts sagging except their pads of silicone? Even worse to contemplate, what is the life expectancy of silicone pads? If you get hit hard enough in the boob, will it pop? If you get old enough, will it spring a leak and gush into your bloodstream? I hope so.
PET PEEVE CORNER OVER.
Time to go walk Lucky. Let’s see if he takes his bone this time.
5 Comments »
May 1st 2007Misc
Hmmm... on 02 May 2007 at 2:09 pm #
I agree completely. Especially in light of the really nice, non-objectifying picture of your boobs your husband just posted over on his site.
http://www.stevemaas.com/fog
Sarah on 02 May 2007 at 7:27 pm #
LOL. Those are REAL my friend. REAL.
nick on 02 May 2007 at 8:01 pm #
LOL Yeah, you and all your non-objectifying pictures!
My wife always jokes about getting fake boobs. She ponders, “hmm… fake boobs or laser vision surgery?” I of course go for fake boobs, because it’s a win-win for me
steve on 02 May 2007 at 9:43 pm #
haha boobs finally drew cedar out of the lurker’s closet
Danielle on 12 May 2007 at 1:37 pm #
According to a neighbor of mine who has them you can indeed breastfeed if you have implants but only if you had an incision under your arm, through your belly button, or underneath the breast. Women who get the nipple incision not only might lose sensation- they most likely will not be able to breastfeed. I understand why some women get them and I don’t judge them for it, but I do think it’s a huge health risk and expense for vanity or self-esteem’s sake. Maybe get a manicure or a new outfit, ya know?
Nice t-shirt modeling btw ; )