Why he’s sexier than ever

How is it possible that I have been in a relationship with my husband for over seven years without discovering until recently that he is a handyman GENIUS? Ever since we moved into our house he has undertaken various projects which he completes in the time that it takes for me to go to the BATHROOM and he makes it look so easy.

Examples to back up my statement, my statement that causes my husband to roll his eyes and not believe me, even though I am exclaiming and covering him with kisses after each project:

Singlehandedly designed and constructed a way to carry the boat

A bridge across a stream, as well as creating the path to the river

A clothesline with pulley

A support thingy for our compost pile

A new latch for the gate

The hammock chair we bought on our honeymoon in Mexico

A new post for the mailbox

Installed a curved shower rod

The things I did:

Hung up a flower pot. Note our wind chime- it appears to be a frog prince, with butterfly wings, sitting on a ping pong ball.

Planted some seeds. In the dirt.

Transferred some plants and stuck ‘em in a big outdoor pot.

Just wait until I chronicle Operation Hey Let’s Tear Down that Load bearing Wall.

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