For sale
Steve and I, for our own amusement, enjoy discussing how we would sell our cats on e-bay:
Lesbian bulimic persian princess who loves a good female chest at bedtime. Half off at $200! A squinting albino acrobatic sidekick included for FREE. Both are in good working order and have a particular fondness for crayons, luggage and cardboard boxes.
Items guaranteed not DOA or your money back.
Persian princess shows minor signs of use (matted sections in fur coat,
disdain for life in general) but is 100% functional and demonstrates
precociousness when she thinks nobody is watching.
Sidekick item is “As-Is” and no guarantees are made for its proper
functionality. May insist on playing fetch, hiding toys, warble or excrete from the eyes for no reason at any time. Absolutely no returns.
Apr 23rd 2005Uncategorized