The 8th Nerve

John:  He died from a car crash.

Me: A cock rash?!

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Oct 14th 2009I Misheard When

Steve: The movie is called Flash of Genius.

Me: (wondering what intermittent wipers have to do with a flashing Jesus).

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Mar 8th 2009I Misheard When

“Are you here for the enrollment?”

Me: “Aerobics?”

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Jun 24th 2008I Misheard When

Terry:  She was English.

Me:  She’s a lush?

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Mar 6th 2008I Misheard When

Steve: “We have to give some to the other bands.”

Me: “Underpants?”

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Feb 16th 2008I Misheard When

Jen: I’d smooch ya but not on the first date.

Me: Smooch my butt?

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Jul 13th 2007I Misheard When

Steve: Don’t worry, just do your job.

Me: What about jello?

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Apr 24th 2007I Misheard When

Steve: See, you don’t need a manual.

Me: You think I don’t need a man?

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Nov 19th 2006I Misheard When

“It’s like being in a washing machine.”

“Who peed in the washing machine?!”

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Aug 18th 2006I Misheard When

“Is she all set?”

“No, she’s not upset at all.”

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Jun 27th 2006I Misheard When