Archive for the 'I Misheard When' Category
Jen: I’d smooch ya but not on the first date.
Me: Smooch my butt?
Jul 13th 2007I Misheard When
Steve: Don’t worry, just do your job.
Me: What about jello?
Apr 24th 2007I Misheard When
Steve: See, you don’t need a manual.
Me: You think I don’t need a man?
Nov 19th 2006I Misheard When
“It’s like being in a washing machine.”
“Who peed in the washing machine?!”
Aug 18th 2006I Misheard When