The 8th Nerve

Felix’s explanation for while the milk truck in front of us was so slow: “It is full of milk.”

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Aug 16th 2007I Laughed When

we were lying in bed and Steve informed me: “The cat is taking a bath between my legs.”

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Mar 5th 2007I Laughed When

Me: Isn’t it weird how dogs have whiskers? Everyone talks about cats having whiskers but not dogs. Lucky has eyebrow whiskers and mouth whiskers.

Steve: He has to know when someone is attacking him when he’s sleeping.

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Feb 3rd 2007I Laughed When

Steve imitates Bear Grylls from Man vs Wild, british accent and all.

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Jan 13th 2007I Laughed When

“I feel overstuffed with pseudo-food.”

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Jan 5th 2007I Laughed When

“Flowers and ponies and myspace dot com!”

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Dec 20th 2006I Laughed When

“His penis is so beautiful that I want to knit it a hat.”

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Nov 19th 2006I Laughed When

Jen announced that she was cooking a ham.

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Nov 5th 2006I Laughed When

“It’s not lightning, it’s Asians.”

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Sep 24th 2006I Laughed When

“Whenever I mow my lawn, I end up making muttonchop-sideburns patterns. All over the place, nothing but muttonchop patterns.”

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Jun 29th 2006I Laughed When