Introspection, hearing loss, and everyday life.
Me: I can’t wear this shirt.
Steve: Why not?
Me: Look at it, horrible shirt and bra combination. I’m all nipply.
Steve: Looks fine to me.
Me: That’s because you’re a guy. I need to change my shirt.
Steve: Do you have a vest you can put on over it or something?
Me: Yeah, I could do that… if it was still 1985.
Apr 28th 2006Quote
We signed up for cow power. It’s a great concept. You should have your house running on cow poop too!
I finally tried out Kingdom of Loathing, one of Steve’s favorite games. Therefore the following conversation made complete sense-
Me: So I went to see the Toot Oriole and I got chewed gum on a string and I made meat paste and put the Mighty Bjorn action figure back together. Oh, and I fought knob goblins and undead macaroni.
Steve: What’s your name?
Me: SalsaLips. What’s yours?
Steve: Spankatron.
Oct 3rd 2005Everyday life & Quote