Me: I can’t wear this shirt.
Steve: Why not?
Me: Look at it, horrible shirt and bra combination. I’m all nipply.
Steve: Looks fine to me.
Me: That’s because you’re a guy. I need to change my shirt.
Steve: Do you have a vest you can put on over it or something?
Me: Yeah, I could do that… if it was still 1985.
Apr 28th 2006Quote